I have invented a rad skateboarding maneuver, which is basically a one-footed ollie (or 'ollie north' if you were born after 1985) with a hand-clap below my extended leg. I predict it will herald a new era of joyous percussive skateboard tricks and I will be accorded the status of a maester gnarchemist (which is an alchemist of gnar). I have naming rights over this banger because I made it up, but I'm not certain what to call it.
It ought to be a word with 'oly' at the end - "melanchollie" is the best-named trick of skateboarding. Top of my list just now is "Holy Mollie!". The exclamation mark is part of the name. Other suggestions are welcome.
***UPDATE - it is now called the Gosh Gollie!***
Here is a Gosh Gollie! filmed in super slow-motion:
The ominous music really gives weight to the dawning of this new age of gnar-dom. Suggestions for further new tricks may include:
ReplyDelete- the Gosh G-Ollie
- the Get Yer J-Ollie
- the Iced L-Ollie
- the Cracker & P-Ollie
- the Rock & R-Ollie
- the Where's W-Ollie
Make it happen please.
Gosh Gollie! That is the awesome. This is why I married you.
ReplyDeleteThe music is Butthole Surfers, by the way. I was going for an atmosphere of slow-motion wretchedness, rather than ominousness.
ReplyDelete:D
ReplyDeleteThis was the sole reason? If so, you have mega forethought. I hope I am not made redundant now that I have named your awesome trick...